To Fuck Or Not To Fuck

To fuck or not to fuck - that is the question.

Questions like this that would only be applicable in College... well maybe not but its the first time I have ever had heard of someone deal with this kinda situation. 

One of my friends who I love to death... shes awesome. I will call her Mary. She is girly be can be one of the guys, sweet, and really into boys. Loves em. And who can blame her. The opposite sex can be rather appealing.


Setting: Frat Party.
Scene: Mary playing beer pong. Me kinda tipsy.

She sees me and greets me with a huge hug!
She then comes to me and says "Leah, I have a huge problem!"
Me: what is it?! Are you okay?!

Mary: I have 2 boys I have my eye on... but I don't know which one to fuck

Me: What's the problem... obviously the hotter one!
Mary: my dilemma is Boy A is really hot, but he can never get it up and Boy B is okay looking, (obviously not as hot as Boy A) but will probably get it up. And I just wanna get it in!

I let this problem marinate in my mind for a couple of minutes.She wanted a good time so after, I told her Boy B was the better choice. Boy B has a better chance getting the job done. Again, I have never been in that situation or never thought to be put in that situation. And I thought choosing between girls or boys to fuck was hard. After the party broke up, I see her holding hands with Boy B, both of them walking out. I smiled.

oh the dilemmas of college